Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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a banana

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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