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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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