- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

I'm gay. Great me too.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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