- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Dan O'Driscoll

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