roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Golf.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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jack shine has boobs

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Canada

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noodles

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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