What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Ben is gay

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

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