How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Knock Knock. Shut up.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

anus soup

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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