- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

barack osama

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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