Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

you are gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's 6+2? 16

A Jew returns change.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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