A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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i am predestal

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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