What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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im jewish

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Small breasts.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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