What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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hi bye

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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