You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why....... Because.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Your mom.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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