Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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