why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Chuck Norris died.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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