Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock Knock Come in.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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arse

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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