Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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