- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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