bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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