What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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