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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

You having friends.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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