Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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