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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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