- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whose your daddy? Not me

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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