One, two, three, four and five

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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