What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Pickle

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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