- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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