so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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