If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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