- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

dat shoe shine tho

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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