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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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