Goat balls.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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penis

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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