What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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theres a fat guy

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Potato salad

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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hahaha

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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