which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Jasper sucks.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Well, this is fun.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A black succeeds

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

This joke isnt funny.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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