Black Poeple

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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AROUND

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BIG PENIS

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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