A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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