Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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live babies

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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No.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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