Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Hi my name is Bob

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gays

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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guess what?

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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