- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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