- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock Knock.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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