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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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