- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Drew Knowles is gay

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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