Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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YOU

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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