- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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