- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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