- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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