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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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