- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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