What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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