- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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