A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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