What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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