- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

The WNBA.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A joke

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Knock Knock Come in.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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